Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-03-19 | STA Gold | NV | Team Envy | 143.77 +8.27 |
uC | uncontrollable Chaos | 137.11 -8.27 |
85-0 25-10 | ss_nyx_ectfc ss_nyx_ectfc |
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Writeup:
NV over uC
And so it has begun. As it has been prophesized in the TFC Bible, noob 13:37, ?Then the beast came up out of the sea, it had 9 members, and a gay looking tag. Then the whole world was amazed and followed the beast. They worshiped the beast, asking, ?Who can beat the beast? Who can make war against it???
Yes, the days left of TFC are few. The devil himself (minja) along with his brothers (haze and blitz) have given us the strength to bring this land of TFC to the brink of armageddon. Soon, no division will be able to hold us and one will emerge. With this final effort, for all those still left to fight, TFC will be no more.
Tonight we faced uC. While they have proven to be a worthy opponents in 3vs3/4vs4?s, they were greatly out-match. There was once a time when I was apart of uC. A time of peace, where you could walk outside without fear of getting mugged and brought home to some 56 year old guy?s house, who lived with his parents and locked you in his basement where he dressed up like Michael Jackson and played ?Beat it? while he forced you to masturbate while he rubbed KFC on his obese stomach. Yes, those were the days. However, I must ensure that my family is safe, even if it means selling my soul.
Overall, it was a friendly match. There was no hostility between either side, except for the one uC refers to as ?faggot.? I could only venture to guess as to whom they are referring to. I do vaguely remember reading a rare scroll include in the TFC Bible which roughly translates the word ?faggot? to ?s-y-p-h-o-n.?
Anyway, we touched the flag first while uC struggled the entire match to touch ours. While our offense was slow at first, it was obviously that our bhop.dlls were superior to DN?s and fong?s wallhacks. Syphon performed greater than anyone had expected. Syphon is well known for his ability to complete suck at soldier during matches. Nevertheless, our engineers were there to help him out.
Personally, if you must know, I was quite bored. At times I was sweating thinking that I may be out fragged by everyone on our defense. Fortunately, I devised a plan in which I destroyed our engineer?s sg to save myself from the embarrassment. If I had not, I would have been punished greatly and forced to the worse torture any TFC player could endure ? making an avi without any demos while collision sings on vent?
So, for my friends at uC, there may be a time in which I return. However, I do not know this time. It does seem inevitable that one day NV will be no more. It is only a matter of time in which Syphon, collision, and pedro fight for the rank of supreme faggot, and then, as it has been done before, Syphon will kick half the clan out for not wearing their tag in irc. And finally, when all hope seems to be lost, Syphon will gather just enough players to field a team and then become suspended for not recording during a match in which the clan will ultimately dissolve into nothingness.
GG uC. GG TFC.
