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NV over FOoM

It saddens me that it has been so long since I have been able to write one of these. Yet, that sadness is nothing in comparison to the overwhelming relaxation I receive from going to bed an hour early! But ofcourse, this can all be prevented if I start this write up before we actually win...and that is ofcourse what I have done today.



First, a few words to our loyal followers (yes, I know there are many). I must apologize for our lack of performance and effort this past week. As you may know, Syphon is quite religious and with lent and easter this past week, he was busy fasting and praising Allah. Obviously, he was not at his best. Nevertheless, upon his return from the tomb he said he would deliver us Jews from the ravages of our horrid losing streak. So he went out into the desert every day and every night which equates to approximately 40 hours of game play. Today he came onto irc and showed us the pictures he had taken of his hands from his excessive tfc playing. We all looked in amazement as we saw inconceivable amount of blisters, spike holes, and cuts on his wrist (he?s emo). We saw, and we believed that we would not lose today.



Yet, Syphon is not the only reason why we lost. There was much that we learned from playing D. Not only did we learn that after D wins they transform into egotistical faggots (I don?t wanna hear that ?look whose talking? shit. Not all of us are faggots, and the ones that are don?t have to transform into one like some old cartoon show for 10 year olds.), but that it also helps to practice before the match. However, we just do not have the resources to do such a thing. Nevertheless, we recruited a few people and brought up a couple prospects from our AAA clan [INC]. Sorry if you guys don?t play much, but it?s all about the experience you?ll get from playing with some of the greats, isn?t it?



So, we actually get a bit of a practice in and we really didn?t know what we were going to do except that we were going to have an eng in fr and a sol on button. One of our two hackish Asians (andy) showed, so he got the honor of piping anywhere he wanted. I sorta roamed around as well. Anyway, our O got the first cap, and then another?that basically went on the entire match. It was pretty fun though.



We decided to switch it up rd2. O our sucked at playing D and our D sucked at playing O, but it was fun? I guess. Foom was cool though. I am sympathetic to clans that received an ass raping that they didn?t deserve, and I Foom didn?t deserve this. Maybe we deserved it from D, but it has made us better.



Oh, and this just in?someone from our clan decided to defect to D. I personally have nothing against this person (I can?t release the name yet because the tfc contract signing isn?t official yet and stuff), but on be half of NV I must say, ?HAHAHA.? Truthfully, we should have seen this coming. He has been a big transformers fan all his life. Even at the age of 35 he still collects various transformer memorabilia. Here is just a small sample of his collection: http://www.ecybertron.com/Gallery/dscf0009.jpg



So gg Foom, and gg to whoever the hell just left us?what?s his name again? Oh yes, from looking at his Halloween costume I remember now? http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/10/yellowtransformer.jpg

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