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NV over Rabid

So after playing TDA and RES every other week we finally got the pleasure to play Rabid. It was rumored that rabid was going to forfeit, and I think a few of our players thought exactly that. So we barely got enough people to play come match time, but rabid still didn?t have 9.

Oddly enough, Syphon didn?t show for the second match in a row. He must have gone on some sort of tfc sabbatical (he?s the Mother Theresa of tfc after all). Personally, I was unsure if I should have showed up, but hey, it was rabid and my boyfriend void was going to play and take pictures of my afterwards.

So the round starts 8v8. Andy pipes a hall, and I play in the other. Rabid pretty much just went for our sg the entire round because it was always back up after they had killed it. Our O capped a lot. I did pretty shitty, not just cause I suck, but deathwish?s sg was stealing all my kills and stuff.

I also lagged out half way through. I frantically re-joined the server cause I knew how important this match was to my teammates. Fortunately, Andy was able to pipe both halls and the flag, and rabid still had not capped yet. But, that was about to change.

Rabid sent just about everyone on O. I mean, getting shutout in a tfc match is more embarrassing than getting stripped search because someone thought your dick was a gun (fortunately, void doesn?t have to worry about this because his stuff has shrank?you know why?steroids). So rabid has everyone on O.

Action gets pissed at how shitty his clan is and decides to tryout for NV during the match. So he pulled his sleeves up and began his attack. He juked Andy so many times that he ran out of pipes, he circled around the sg so that it killed deathwish, and he used one of those super FF/TF2 concs on me that made me start shooting the sky. It was quite a performance. We thought to ourseleves, ?man, if he caps that flag, we won?t need syphon anymore,? but collision killed him in the yard. So we pretty much started shooting our own team for disrespecting Action.

The round was over, and everyone knew rd2 wasn?t going to happen. Rabid supposing has disbanned, but I for one know that rabid can never die because Kevin will wear the tag to his grave ? 1 man team 4 life. GG everyone.

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