Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-07-02 | STA Gold | BoA | The Original Brotherhood of Assassins | 141.05 +3.20 |
FOoM | Fraternal Order of Moof | 84.84 -3.20 |
40-20 40-10 | sigma_lowgrens sigma_lowgrens |
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Writeup:
BoA over FOoM
It's way harder making a writeup when no drama happens. Blah. We were forced to play sigma because Miz blew his load 10 years ago when he last played epicenter against PF and beat them. He didn't want that precious memory tainted by getting his asshole expanded by BoA, the #6 (out of 6 clans) clan in TFC. I'm just kidding Jiz, we probably wouldn't have won (yes we would have).
ROUND1
We have quite possible the worst potential lineup in tfc history before the match. kam, sleepy, and lynx ALL PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME. Not even HLTV could watch. Miraculously fivestar shows, so lynx rides the pine (how's SMP brah?) and we have a less shitty lineup. Sleepy must've gone afk for most of rd1, since he had 11 kills and 1 touch. It was BlackHand-esque tbh. We win 4-2, I don't know how.
ROUND2
BlackHand comes to fuck up the day, and Sleepy goes back to his cave. Deathwish makes a cameo, and apparently McDonalds kicked hershey out for loitering, so he played hw rd2 (too much irony). We start off slow, wigglepuss (azul) tk's me at the worst possible time, causing me to yell at the top of my longs "DAMN YOU WIGGLEPUSS". My family comes running to see what happened, and after I explained the situation they agreed that wigglepuss is indeed a douche. It's also discovered fivestar is one of the dumbest genius asians in the world, and blackhand revokes his degree in medicine. We could've capped 10 times probably, but we take it easy on em. We win 4-1 somehow.
BoA > FoOM 80-30
All kidding aside, good game FoOm, was decently fun besides wanting to slash my wrists everytime i hit a random ceiling lip.
I hate my life.
