Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-07-05 | TFL 1a | BoA | The Original Brotherhood of Assassins | 144.73 +3.67 |
SIN | Strages in Nomine | 103.27 -3.67 |
40-0 90-40 | Oppose2k1_lowgrens Oppose2k1_lowgrens |
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Writeup:
BoA over SIN
In BoA vs. SIN 102039293, no one truly wins.
ROUND 1
BoA has 15 people show up to practice. However, 12 of them are shitty, so it's not really significant. It turns out SIN had 12 people show up for practice, and only 12 were shitty. It seems as though SIN has the advantage in the shittiness category. When your team radiates shit, you tend to find ways of compensating for your radiating shit. What was SIN's way of compensating? Needs more defense. The BoA offense wallstrafes past 3 defenders, only to find another three in the flagroom. This makes for a total of 6 shitties on defense. bh is screaming his head off about max D rules, while azul recites off the top of his head EVERY RULE IN TFL (someone get this kid some legos or something). After bh calms down, he caps several times. On 6 defense. Needs more defense. In his utter frustration bh begins to attempt to complete his mission: Operation OvO. It is then that bh encounters a problem. He can't aim. I watch in horror as bh runs backwards while firing at the opposing offense, only to realize that he's been OvOing for 10 minutes and SIN's offense has yet to notice. The round ends with 5 boners because BoA's defense got their first shutout in 15 years (we had a vicious tecmo superbowl defense). BoA wins 4-0
INTERMISSION
BoA hears soft weeping, and we discover theface in a dark corner weeping. He has ripped off his SIN tag, and is now wearing a... 30+ tag. Our sympathies go out to theface in this difficult time of his life.
ROUND 2
This round goes much like round 1, except it was the complete polar opposite. We sub in blum for LifeWish, who has NINE kills at the 20 minute mark. Our offense sees blum coming in, so we know we have to step it up and turn on our monitors while playing this time. Niether defense can hold, and out of frustration SIN begins to OvO. This infuriates xdog, who screams like a wookie while airshotting every concing medic in the yard. We all watch in horror and exstacy. Bottle did his best to carry his shitties to victory, but in the end, BoA wins 9-4
OVERALL: BoA wins 13-4
All joking aside, nice try SIN, one of these days you'll get us.
MVP: xdog
