Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-07-19 | TFL 1a | SIN | Strages in Nomine | 106.27 +3.00 |
[inferno] | The Inferno | 76.95 -3.00 |
40-45 40-10 | ss_nyx_ectfc ss_nyx_ectfc |
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Writeup:
SIN over [inferno]
Ok. So tonight it was team Stiffler versus [inferno]. Some garbage clan. Anyways, they got dragonslayed. I'll go into the details now...
RD1, SIN comes into the infagno server, with 7 people. We eventually scrounge up an eighth. inferno sends 4 offense backway every run, with dragonslayer ruining 3 of them at a minimum, every time. Grom struggled to not shoot green/yellow muccus on his monitor while spurting words out of his nasal passage... medic your way stiff.... While his own snot wasn't hitting him in the face when he commed, gr0m got alot of kills. Drax got a midair, double blue pipe kill which is expected against STA copper offense players. Our O capped alot, with just 3. Trance was the MVP or something. Drax should be given a golden medal for being able to have missionary sex with Trance's sister -- ruined.
RD2, SIN fields 9. Defense turns off their monitors and holds them to like.. 1 cap or something. Could of been 0, but we felt the need to get some challenge out of the game. Naufragus ran O scout and did the same thing every run, getting killed by the SG. Good job kid. This match was basically like Mike Tyson versus a scrawny pussy black kid, like KOOL-AiD. All in all, we had fun arguing over which country was more pathetic -- Canada or the US. One having 80% of its population overweight, the other having terrible speech impediments. I'd say the US is the better country, because according to their demographics, they only have about 30 million black people (out of 300 million people... that's an awesome ratio, with about 250 being white. White is right.) Canada's black ratio is much higher and therefore they should be nuked.
All in all, this clan inferno got ruined. I give them an A for effort... or maybe A as in assraped-garbage-players? You be the judge. My cock is about the size of 7 fists, and as hard as a BLOOD DIAMOND.
Fuck Econ - Drax after every successful det.
PS. EX22 rapes kids. He fills in as Hank Hill on King of the Hill for side money. -Stiffler
