Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-07-26 | TFL 1a | BoA | The Original Brotherhood of Assassins | 154.61 +3.88 |
iS | intrepid Spirit | 111.19 -3.88 |
20-0 20-0 | mortality_l mortality_l |
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Writeup:
BoA over iS
my last writeup wasnt as well received as i thought it would be, despite me sending (10*e)+3 minutes on it, so this one won't be as creative.
I wasn't really looking forward to this match. iS has some talent, but on a 9v9 map I knew they'd have trouble capping.
ROUND 1
We ran our worst players on O in practice so our D could get ready for what iS would bring on offense. The plan worked perfectly, as iS was hard-pressed to touch the flag. Blum leaked like hershey's gaping anus after 7 mcribs, but crz and xdog-BW cleaned it up. On offense collision apparently had a c2c, but the rest of the round was pretty quiet. Steam crashes mid-round, just as stella was getting her groove back.
INTERMISSION
Collision is new to the clan, so we weren't aware of his health problems. Mainly his lack of immunities. So during the break when one of the guys sneezed on teamspeak, we didn't realize collision almost died. We look for him the whole break, but no one finds him. BoA wins 2-0
ROUND 2
Almost the exact same as round 1. Except iS went 5 O at some point, allowing them to almost see the flagroom. Our offense dicks around, and xdog turns his moniter off and uses only his headphones and the force to track and kill iS. He will be a truly powerful jedi someday. BoA wins 2-0
And for your entertainment...
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At first I didn't think it was azul, but through careful deductions I was able to confirm it.
ITEM 1: Jew-Nose. We knew the boy was Jewish, but not even we could expect a nose of such epic proportions. This thing puts barbara streissand to shame. We could land F-16's on it!
ITEM 2: Glasses. The ole nerd trying to wear glasses that he thinks are hip. It's a classic scenario, yet a sad one as well. This must be azul.
ITEM 3: Shirt. This shirt screams I'm a huge TFC nerd who claims to listen to rock while quietly sobbing to Jack Johnson's Greatest Hits. My 4 years of spanish has taught me azul means blue in spanish, and his shirt is blue! case closed.
BTW, fix your overgrown chops you jesus-killer
gg iS
MVP: xdog
