Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2001-01-22 | STA Platinum | TDA | Tap Dat Ass | 131.75 +7.29 |
cDD | clan Demo Devil | 118.46 -7.29 |
83-63 | Tempest_r | |
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[TDA]PHISH
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I love jigg
STA Gold Division: TDA over cDD on Monday, January 22, 2001 on Tempest_r
Whew...that was VERY INTENSE...
Round 1: [TDA]Grounds of Judgement
Let me start by saying...Fatties + Water = PAIN!!! (no not [TDA]Pain...actual Spine-Wracking, blood-curdling, stubbing-your-toe-over-and-over-until-your-nails-fall-off-and-your-leg-goes-numb...PAIN!!!) ..ummm...oh yeah...We started with the obligatory scout rush...but [cDD]Mighty Tyr managed to chain-gun us all down...both teams hit rock-solid defenses for most of the round...cDD managed to touch our flag a number of times...but thanks to [TDA]Owl's mad Dettin Dispenser of DOOM...(i swear he sticks something extra onto that dispenser!) flag movement was prevented most of the time. Typing of engineers...(im not talking!) cDD's engy, (SAF-RS), did a bang up job of feeding me HOT LEAD whenever I managed to stumble down the elevator. At about 5 minutes left, [TDA]Virus's cable modem (which has a hate-hate relationship with our server to begin with)...decided that 1000+ ping was the way to go. Some of our defense were laughing themselves silly as they watched him run against the wall like a lost bot... My connection, never being the one to be left out, had a jolly time forcing me to run past the same door 3 times...(i call it Deja-Vu lag...)
Scores: 18 TDA, 1 cDD
Round 2: [cDD]Ho Stable @ [FOoM2] During prematch (between nasty crowbar wars) I noticed cDD's sub-100 ave ping and thought...oh NO! they were hard enough to break through before...lucky for [TDA], our average wasn't much higher... cDD's O really stepped it up this round...bringing home the bacon (strangly shaped bacon!) a number of times... We countered by unleashing our secret weapon! THE MIGHTY JOINT...err...no wait...our resident Magician...[TDA]Aerodactyl...between his enchanted Tranq gun...(that actually hits people!...fancy that...), and his Teleportation ability...(where'd he go? Oh no he's behin...SPLAT!) he managed to keep cDD's D guessing... We managed to stay slightly ahead of cDD for the round...lucky for us the round ended when it did...because cDD managed to drag the flag to our ramp room entrance... Big props go out to our D...for fighting tooth and nail...(nail grenade that is!)...and holding onto that flag harder than a cypernetically enhanced pit-bull with really big clamping jaws..and WHO CAN STOMP CARS AND BUSHES AND SHOTS LASAR BEAMS FROM HIS EYES... ok...ive REALLY got to stop doing these write-ups at 1:00 in the morning...
Scores: 79 TDA, 66 cDD
Final Scores: 97 TDA, 67 cDD
(Yay...i think i did a better addition job this time...my last writeup i added 52 and 48 and came up with 200...which of course my fellow clan-mates were quick to RIP MY EGO INTO TINY, BLOODY, QUIVERING BITS!!!) Overall...a VERY CLOSE game...that was a heck of a lot of fun...GG cDD!
:::Please dismiss any deviations from the topic as stress-induced insanity...AKA...Jigg's normal state of mind:::
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