Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2001-07-23 | STA Gold | tmp | /tmp/ | 92.10 +5.46 |
SMP | Sex Money and Power | 83.71 -5.46 |
18-10 | Darkness | |
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Yohan
209.162.218.62 |
/tmp over SMP
STA Silver
Darkness
Final: 18-10
07/23/2001
This was our first-ever meeting with the band of banditos known as SMP. Really a lot like /tmp except without the leading slash and change the "t" to an "s". Really.
As Darkness is an old-school TFC map, we dusted off the ole stratbook for a little peek. Unfortunately, STA now only allows two fatties on each team. This foils our old ploy of using six or so hwguys to blow down our door, the enemy's door, and pretty much the entire enemy D at the beginning of the match. Distraught but determined, we discovered that a combination of mirvs and asscannon works pretty well. (HINT: don't stand too close to the mirvs)
We'd like to thank both bM and AOD for whipping our asses terribly in previous scrims on Darkness. Got us really well prepared, especially since we didn't play last week. Oh, and THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
Round 1 on Jeb's Smell My Finger:
Well, the Offense was a little tense. Due to circumstances, both Thug and myself were forced to help with Defense tonight. Honestly, I have no idea how these guys held themselves together without the two of us bitching and complaining on RW all match. In addition, it seems a few SMP'ers were intent on having an al fresco style lunch in their yard, and weren't at all happy to have visitors.
My time consisted mainly of watching SMP offense go whizzing over my head on conc jumps while I played Fat Moveable Antiaircraft Artillery (Scottish, even). Those not fortunate enough to make it into our base were held at asscannon-point while I delivered my "Have you been Saved" speech. Remarkably, the majority of them chose the asscannon over Salvation :-/
Both Defenses took great joy in showing the opposing Offenses "the Wood" a great many times. But somehow, the constant flow of persistent bastards managed to drag out a few hankies. Tmp 8 to SMP 4.
Round 2 on SMP's server:
I must congratulate SMP's Prograganda Minister, as their server exhorted us to join SMP's ranks at odd times during the match. GG Admin_mod. Unfortunately, I think it somehow backfired, as SMP's SomeOtherFucker decided to join /tmp's side for a minute or two. GG Auto_team
Round 2 was actually a lot like round 1 until SMP decided to throw a couple snipers into the mix. Aghast, I trotted over to the enemy base to file a formal complaint. I asked politely but no one would give me a customer comment card. In a fit of pique, I tossed a couple mirvs and wandered around until I discovered one of their sentry guns. Tmp 10 to SMP 6.
Special Woots go to:
Beck_America. A /tmp old-schooler (she's even been in /tmp longer than ME) coming back while she has some summer free-time. She graced her team by her presence, and a few SMP backs with her knife.
Strife. His first match as a /tmp! Of course he did great! 'Nuff said.
Ghroth. Since he didn't quit immediately when I told him he would be running our offense tonight, I figured he deserved a mention!
The SMP offense, for not calling me a Llama Fatty!
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/tmp/Fog
192.148.13.159 |
Who's the llama who wrote THIS mindless drivel?
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Yohan
64.42.107.194 |
Bah...I forgot to put the writer's name at the bottom...
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